10 Funniest T-Shirts for Runners

For some, running is life. Whether you’re a runner or your significant other loves to get up before the sun is up to get in a few miles, one of these hilarious running themed t-shirts will really add some fun to your workout or marathon training. Buy one as a treat for yourself or as a fun gift for Christmas or birthdays.

10 Hilarious T-shirts for Runners

1. 6 Stages of Marathon Running T-shirt

This funny t-shirt is perfect for experienced and training marathoners since it’s so relatable. It goes over the 6 Stages of Marathon Running:
1. Let’s do this!
2. Why am I doing things?
3. Am I dead?
4. I wish I was dead.
5. I’m dead.
6. Can’t wait to RACE again!

Available in five colors in men and women’s sizes.

2. Road Runner Beep Beep T-shirt

This is the perfect shirt for that speedy friend who is always racing past you on the track. It features the classic Road Runner character speeding across the shirt with the “Beep Beep” noise.

Available in nine colors in Men, women, and youth sizes.

3. This is My Happy Hour Runner’s T-shirt

Why drink when true joy comes from running? This tee proclaims “This is my happy hour” with a silhouette of a runner.

Available in women’s sizes Small to XX-Large in 8 different colors.

4. I Run Like the Winded T-shirt

If you’re new to running or just trying to get in shape, you probably relate to this hilarious shirt. It says, “I run like the winded.” Let all the other runners know why you aren’t going that fast!

Available in men, women, and youth sizes in 10 colors.

5. I Love/Hate Running Tank Top

Yes, this is a tank, but it’s so funny I had to include it. The tank has alternative pink and white text that says “I love running. I hate running.” It so wonderfully represents the dichotomy many runners feel about their exercise of choice.

Available in men and women’s sizes in three colors.

6. I Like Running And Maybe Like 3 People Shirt

For those introverts who’d rather get up early for a run than stay out late for a party. This hilarious t-shirt says “I like running and maybe like three people.”

Available in men, women, and youth sizes in five colors.

7. Gump Cross Country Team Shirt

This tee is perfect for movie loving runners. In a reference to the classic movie Forrest Gump and his run across the USA, this shirt says “GUMP Cross Country Team 1976.”

Available in unisex sizes in nine colors.

8. I Run Like a Girl–Try to Keep Up T-shirt

This funny shirt is a feminist twist on the taunt “you run like a girl.” Instead, it empowers women by saying “I run like a girl, try to keep up.”

Available in men, women, and youth sizes in five colors.

9. I Run I’m Slow But I Run Shirt

Running isn’t about being the fastest on the track. This shirt is a funny take on that. It says “I Run. I’m slower than a herd of turtles stampeding through peanut butter but I run.”

Available in men, women, and youth sizes in five colors.

10. Vintage Sloth Running Team Funny Shirt

Another joke shirt for slow and steady runners. This one says, “Sloth running team: we’ll get there when we get there.” Available in men, women, and youth sizes in five colors.

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